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Trump: I welcome immigrants, extinction of the human race
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Solipsists Anonymous [1]
Welcome to Solipsists Anonymous. Let’s go around the room and introduce myself.
Organic Tinder
Will: I can’t bring myself to use Tinder. All the people I’ve had romantic attachments with, I met organically.
Kyle: Tinder can be organic. You just have to meet at vegan restaurants.