Before the election, I said that journalists should cover Trump in "excruciating detail." Now everyone's doing it, and it makes me want to climb under a rock.Read This
Hottest Cults To Join This Depression Season
Let these folks take advantage of your vulnerability! Read This
10 Parking Garages that Taught Me Existential Dread
Conor tackles the second truly serious philosophical problem.Read This
Fenner’s Corner: Citizen Kane
What are you really getting at, Orson?Read This
What if I don’t have a private library?
A Series of Unfortunate Events: the cruel whimsy, the whimsical creulty, and the bourgeois skew.Read This
Beet Reporter: An Interview with Breakmaster Cylinder
On our continuing mission to unmask the mysterious Breakmaster Cylinder, we sought out the secretive electronic musician for a lengthy interview. BMC agreed, under one condition: that we use a text-only method. We interviewed the Cylinder by electronic carrier pigeon. Conor: In the spirit of dorky icebreaker games, I would like to know the following: […]Read This